Hi Hello 31CL Gang of Insiders!
Let's get right down to brass tacks here:
For the month of September ALL TOTES (all all all and did we mention all*?) at the 31CL Shoppe are $25 bux or less!
Yes, that's most certainly definitely correctly correct, $25 bux or less.
*Please note the newest styles will go back to original price starting 9/15.
ALL 31CL TOTE-AGE TWENTY FIVE BUX OR LESS WOOT WOOT HEARMENOW HOLIDAY CELEBRATE HOLIDAY CELEBRATE HOLIDAY CELEBRATION COME TOGETHER IN EVERY NATION.
Totes included in the sale are from much revered previous seasons, named and express-described as such:
Rumson Country Day - our 80's prep school inspired line - featuring lots of quilting, ruffles, bubble-gum pink and kelly green. NEW! People love new stuff!
Whoa Balloons! - book totes and giant shoppers covered in all-over prints; think baby blues, heather greys and supercute squiggle stitches.
Hearts and Horses - giant (giant giant and did we mention giant?) duffels and mid-sized shoulder bags covered in, well, graphics of Hearts and Horses. Hollah!
Sunsets at Cannon Beach - clutches and over sized shoulder bags with total emo beachscape interior linings. Let's no lie, we're all friends - emo's the new football.
- primary colored patchwork roller totes, hand bags with ginormous wooden buttons - inspired by the superfameous superpunk lil' lady 80's cartoon icon!
And more designs and more and also way more even. SWEARS.
Shimmy on over whenever yr boss isn't hovering over the computer or when yr not still punished for getting snippy with Aunt Bevs at the cookout.
(Additionally, apropos of absolutely nothing, the Jonas Brothers are pretty much the most best band of right now/ever of all time ever ever/into perpetuity and beyond throughout the universe. OMG.)
We love yr guts so bad. Sorry we're so wordy, it's the only way we've ever known.
The Sperber Sisters of 31CL
31 Corn Lane
(We're movin' in tons of new product and the management-level elves in our enchanted tote workshop recently lodged a formal complaint about how they've been getting crushed by this ever growing mountain of 31CL . As dutiful employers we have no choice but to free them from the clutches of cardboard box jail through the art of sell sell sell. Pls help us help them. Much like emo and football, everyone loves elves. Kthxawsm.)